What would your first words on Everton be upon joining?

[Deleted member 28206]

"After watching, reading and listening intensively to The Esk's comments and podcasts, I knew this was the club for me. I have zero ambition and think I will fit in well with a club who will remain at Goodison forever. Show me the money and I will show you mediocracy".

My work ethic to a tee

 

[Deleted member 38674]

Boutros boutros ghali.

Eth eth eth eth eth eth, Chris Waddle.

 

[Gaffa]

I'm proud to be here to win the Caribo Cup, but I will probably be rested for the 3rd Round game against Torquay as we lose on penalties

 

[degsy]

Google - get my agent on the phone