What natural traits come to the fore when you're drunk ?

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When young, aggression was the thing, so sad to look back at.

Now, I just get along with EVERYONE defo a very nice drunk.

It gets to a certain point where a man has got to dance though, and boy does it feel good.
 
Being able to eat everything.

Drunk eating is an absolute phenomenon, you're not hungry then all of a sudden you feel as though you haven't ate for days. I live right by a Maccies which is a nightmare after a night out, I usually go in and order a couple of big mac meals and 20 nuggets on my way home. Feeling like absolute death in the morning with the added shame of a load of empty wrappers next to the bed.
 
I’m going on my retirement piss up and curry evening shortly. May have some stories tomorrow. Have booked a room in town so when trollied I don’t upset the good lady in the middle of the night.

Last work related piss up I had I ended up in hospital with a 6” plate five screws and a bolt holding my leg together.
 
When young, aggression was the thing, so sad to look back at.

Now, I just get along with EVERYONE defo a very nice drunk.


Sounds like my progression tbh. I was a bad drinker when I was young, too many issues that always spilled out when I was pissed. Now I am a fountain of wham chatting happiness
 

Sounds like my progression tbh. I was a bad drinker when I was young, too many issues that always spilled out when I was pissed. Now I am a fountain of wham chatting happiness

Yeh, I drink a lot still. I don't wake up with the cringe anywhere near as often as in the past but, like you, am fairly certain I chat utter guff a lot of the time!

I am 43 and really trying to cut back but it is my social circle (all my mates are big drinkers) and my release. Doesn't help that Mrs Bol loves a drink too.
 
And I swear food tastes better when you're hammered

It is ridiculous, things you would never eat normally are amazing. I have been very close to eating meat a lot recently. Yesterdays chicken is still in the fridge, god help it when I come home tonight after footy beers.
 
Brief window where I’m absolutey irresistible to the opposite sex resulting in great results. Unfortunately it is very brief and almost always followed by “total blackout”.
 
Brief window where I’m absolutey irresistible to the opposite sex resulting in great results. Unfortunately it is very brief and almost always followed by “total blackout”.
When younger blackouts were a common occurence,followed by flashbacks that didnt quite reveal if that "thing"you decided was a good idea was embarrassing or not
 

A few drinks and I'm relaxed, enjoy joking and chatting. A couple more and it's very gregarious, jovial, see the best in everyone and have a strong urge to dance.

Trouble is at that point I'm only a drink or two from becoming a drunken nobhead with incredibly poor decision making skills. I've learned to recognise when the best time to knock it on the head is and as such spend much less time in the doghouse. Much less expensive as well.
 
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