What is your plan for the coming Zombie Apocalype?

[Hilga]

Do you have a bunker or an escape route? Food, water and other essentials saved up? A weapon of choice? Please discuss your preparations and share ideas for the benefit of everyone here, that maybe lives shall be saved.

 

[BlueTak]

Are these the type of zombies that move like Neville or like Distin?

 

[Hilga]

Are these the type of zombies that move like Neville or like Distin?

I'm afraid there is no way of knowing until The Day comes, citizen.

 

[ToffeeMark]

[video=youtube;bmkkUi4NIuQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmkkUi4NIuQ&feature=related[/video]

 

[Silas]

I plan on being a zombie. Only way to be safe people.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

huh wtf

 

[ToffeeMark]

from failblog:

(A choice of two video games – hunting or pinball)

Me: Dad, which one should I play?
Dad: Pinball won't save you from the zombie apocalypse, son!



My Plan is Battlefield 3, Modern Warfare 3. A pack of attack dogs, and a trip to army surplus.

Any idea when they're going to hit the UK?

 

[somuchfun]

I have a few books on the subject so I should be ok, if arsed to read them. (the **** I order online............ ffs)

 

[Blue 1]

Go to the Winchester and wait for it all to blow over.

 

[ToffeeMark]

US Centre for disease control has advice on it:

http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/

 

[zero]

I ownz it therefore I'm safe.

 

[ToffeeMark]

I ownz it therefore I'm safe.

good luck fending them off with a paper back....

 

[zero]

good luck fending them off with a paper back....

I intend on destroying my staircase and living on my 2nd floor... Until food runs out then I'll eat the dog.

 

[ToffeeMark]

I intend on destroying my staircase and living on my 2nd floor... Until food runs out then I'll eat the dog.

eat the dog, ok.

My dog is a trained zombie killer.

 

[RFUS]

I have a zombie suicide pact with my friend, thankfully.