What inconsequential thing has popped into your head today ?

[PITA]

Ha you have to suffer as Well? Glad it won't be just me...
To be honest might just go straight to the spirits!

Bleach is an option.

 

[PITA]

Is the sauce in baked beans the exact same as in spaghetti hoops?

No.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

Can blind birds fly?

 

[jaspercabbage]

Can blind birds fly?

That's a bit sexist, but yes, they have the same rights as people with normal vision. But if they take up a window seat then that's an entry into the minor things that make you fume thread.


Oh sorry, bit of a misunderstanding. No, they would never get a pilot's licence.

 

[summerisle]

Whatever happened to string bags ?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Why's a pound land carrier 5p?

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Poundland carrier 5p
House of Fraser carrier 5p

 

[Username]

Why if I move my neck after a few moments of inactivity there is all manner of clicking noises where my head meets my neck.

* large head bantz accepted

This happens too me but I've got a normal head, mines related to a skiing accident where I replicated a human torpedo. After hitting a patch of black ice, then a natural 'jump' which sent me a good few feet in the air i then landed headfirst onto some really hard snow and was temporarily paralysed, I'm quite glad the neck clickings the only lasting effect!

 

[Caudy]

In Daredevil season 2 the Punisher puts his cup down and it makes a hollow sound as if it's empty, but then he picks it up and carries on drinking it at an angle that would suggest it's full...

Popped into my head in the middle of my job interview this morning

 

[John23]

This happens too me but I've got a normal head, mines related to a skiing accident where I replicated a human torpedo. After hitting a patch of black ice, then a natural 'jump' which sent me a good few feet in the air i then landed headfirst onto some really hard snow and was temporarily paralysed, I'm quite glad the neck clickings the only lasting effect!

Wow. Good advert of why not to take up such a sport. Always thought it wasn't worth the risk myself.

 

[John23]

Poundland carrier 5p
House of Fraser carrier 5p

Just bring your own bag you lazy git or else just steal it

 

[John23]

Can blind birds fly?

No such thing mate. Birds see everything even when they're not there

 

[John23]

A grey horse isn't actually a colour grey its a deficiency from a chestnut coloured horse.

 

[Username]

Wow. Good advert of why not to take up such a sport. Always thought it wasn't worth the risk myself.

Honestly one of the best things I've ever done! Reading my post back i could've elaborated and said I was 14, had skii'd for about 6 hours max and had no fear, me mate Kev challenged me to a race, and that was that it was on. You're taught to go side to side to maintain speed, balance and control, but beating Kev was a big deal so naturally we went in a straight line, we hit absolute speeds, Kev eventually fell over and in my amusement I lost concentration and went off track onto the black ice and the rests history. Whilst I was temporarily paralysed it lasted about 10-15 mins before I regained full movement and felt able to stand, I was that sore I did miss a days skiing and stayed in bed, the day after I was back skiing! Tldr, Skiing with Kev is a bad idea, just say no.

 

[MikeH72]

Have you ever thought of how mad the concept of having pets actually is? Like, we let animals live with us in our homes because they're cute. That's it.