Given I always swerve this place after an everton loss, I imagine I'll start posting more, for a start.
Plus this is the time when I stop being the bitter, desparing follower of an awful bunch of overpaid bottlers wearing blue shirts who hoof a ball up the field for 90 minutes while a cowardly, overly defensive middle aged man with ginger hair shouts at them until they inevitably get beaten by 11 awful racist snides with odd accents and bad hair.
And become a bitter, desparing follower of an awful bunch of overpaid bottlers wearing white shirts who hoof a ball up the field for 90 minutes while a cowardly, overly defensive middle aged man who looks like an owl shouts at them them until they inevitably get beaten by 11 awful racist snides with odd accents and bad hair.