What goes on in the upgraded members forum?

Brennan · October 13, 2012

If the Upgraded forum were to exist (which it doesn't) it would be like Bizarro world. NIK would be dead popular and AF would be a huge racist. Everybody would be a Chico multi and we'd all want to be Villa.

ToffeeMark · October 13, 2012

There are girls on the internet. They talk dirty. They send pictures. They want to be your mistress. They only exist in the upgraded forum.

All the others are fake.

degsy · October 13, 2012

thats ok then, so long as you're not all martin mason's
We should lock them all in their (playing with their ) members lounge, while we plebs get on with the forum equivalent of keeping coal in the bath.

bluejock · October 13, 2012

I'm not having this. I demand to speak to someone in authority.

TigerLily · October 13, 2012

Now I don't think I'm going to upgrade.
I'm too scared to find out what's in that forum.

steken1 · October 13, 2012

The you birds jugs thread is worth the money on it's own like. apart from that not much.

The VIP lounge is where it's really at. Most don't even know about it.

Deleted member 28206 · October 13, 2012

*awaits mass banning*

Bungle · October 13, 2012

Bryan said:
*awaits mass banning*

Makes a change from the mass muder

Kurt. · October 13, 2012

I think this calls for a Mass Debate.............

(any excuse for a mass debate on GOT )

andym78 · October 13, 2012

Kurt said:
I think this calls for a Mass Debate.............

(any excuse for a mass debate on GOT )

I just had a mass debate by myself

angelwitch · October 13, 2012

Probably mass fapping. Just a guess.

Deloodid · October 13, 2012

Degs62 said:
Heard a rumour there's a jacuzzi and private beach where all manner of sexual deviations occur, the place is ruled by a fictitious character called Geoff.

How do these muggles now about Geoff??