What feels better...........

[Summerskin]

A big poo definitely.

Sometimes there's nothing better then sitting in a comfy chair after a nice poo.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

a dirty fat blast on the bog.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I posted a poo chart once but it had to be removed, it was at teatime, I think it was in one of my annual suntan threads, which will soon be bumped again. It'll be a different tan this year as inland at lake garda, so no sea air, i shall have to seek the relevant tanning products for such an enviroment, or is pure coconut oil universal ?

The chart was to predict how long it would take me to get back to regularity in a foreign clime btw.

 

[Lynne x]

I only come on here to laugh at what you lot talk about, i dont know anything about footy xx

 

[linglong]

Has to be the big D when you've been out all day and it's been to cold to use out door bogs the satisfaction is immense.

 

[KiwiBlue79]

Stage 5 of my hangover recovery is always to drop a bomb. I feel like a champion afterwards.

 

[chicoazul]

A hangover dump.

 

[Elong]

Stage 5 of my hangover recovery is always to drop a bomb. I feel like a champion afterwards.

Defo, especially after a night on the dark ales, a good 20 minute clanger with the sunday paper is standard service.

 

[chicoazul]

A hangover dump gets all the poison out of your system. You're doomed to eternal dinge until you purge it.

 

[blue61]

It's a brave man who sneezes just at the moment he touches cloth.

 

[Astro78]

Got to say dropping a deuce and a half after like a 7 hour flight. Got a rule, no pooping in flight. Nine years running. No better feeling than your bottom finding porcelain with the enemy at the gates after like a third of a day with nothing short of a Jedi mind trick keeping you from messing yourself. On the old birds, there was literally a bucket with a bag in it and a toilet seat on top. Pilot dropped a deuce that should have called for an exorcism, and left it in a plane on a ramp in sub-saharan Africa heat for 18 hrs. The smell was so God-awful that when we went to fly next mission and cracked the door, the crew chief puked. Mission Cancelled, and the Pilot go to go retrieve his demon bowel movement and dispose of it. Gross, I know, but still funny to this day.

 

[spikeman]

Taking a major piss after holding it in until the last possible moment.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Got to say dropping a deuce and a half after like a 7 hour flight. Got a rule, no pooping in flight. Nine years running. No better feeling than your bottom finding porcelain with the enemy at the gates after like a third of a day with nothing short of a Jedi mind trick keeping you from messing yourself. On the old birds, there was literally a bucket with a bag in it and a toilet seat on top. Pilot dropped a deuce that should have called for an exorcism, and left it in a plane on a ramp in sub-saharan Africa heat for 18 hrs. The smell was so God-awful that when we went to fly next mission and cracked the door, the crew chief puked. Mission Cancelled, and the Pilot go to go retrieve his demon bowel movement and dispose of it. Gross, I know, but still funny to this day.

When you take those G-suits off, do you have to be in close proximity to a Schitter ? cos they are to stop you following through in flight aren't they when pullin' big g's ?

 

[chrissyjack]

Why is it , when you're walking home and needing a number two. The closer you get to home the harder it gets to hold it in, and just as you go through the front door someone goes into the bathroom

 

[chrissyjack]

Taking a major piss after holding it in until the last possible moment.

That's a good shout. Especially when you've been bursting for ages