The whole thread is great confirmation for avoiding relationships
Very happy silver anniversary to you both x25 years today we’ve been together, apart from her false teethit’s been fine
Women EAT toilet paper. Thats a fact. No other explanation as to where it all goes.Leaving the seat up.
1) This Proves we've all been good boys and obeyed your every wish (however pointless it might seem to us)...Not that we are all lazy.
But; rather its about being able to Prove a Negative
Because...
2) If the seat is down, How do you know - short of the whole Luminol and UV light thing - that we actually did lift it up ???
Then we move on to...
Toilet Paper sheets next to the wall OR away from the wall - away obvs.
though, tbh, I suspect this maybe a trans gender thing - and not just Women...(probably needs a whole new thread and poll.)
Stopped reading at the misspelling of 'faecal.'We actually do follow such a practice at our house. We keep the seat and the lid down. Years ago I read the article below about how fecal particles can attach to toothbrushes, the thought of having any fecal fragments as toothpaste was enough to persuaded me to enforce such practice at home.
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You're probably brushing your teeth with fecal matter
Should you clean your toothbrush? How often should you change it?amp.usatoday.com

4 or 5 : 1...more when the granddaughters come to stayWomen EAT toilet paper. Thats a fact. No other explanation as to where it all goes.
So can mine...except for cleaning and moving rubbish, it is the only thing she says is best left to me because 'You are brilliant at that, your USP' Suspect I am being blagged.Whatever I do she can always improve a little bit
Think it depends on where you store your toothbrush!We actually do follow such a practice at our house. We keep the seat and the lid down. Years ago I read the article below about how fecal particles can attach to toothbrushes, the thought of having any fecal fragments as toothpaste was enough to persuaded me to enforce such practice at home.
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You're probably brushing your teeth with fecal matter
Should you clean your toothbrush? How often should you change it?amp.usatoday.com
As the article states the germs on our toothbrushed won't hurt us but the whole thought of having fecal particles on my toothbrush is enough incentive to keep my toilet seat down at all times, specially before flushing.Stopped reading at the misspelling of 'faecal.'
Honesrly though - shock articles like this pay no reference to dosage. Do you know of anybody who's ever been ill from brushing their teeth? We have an immune system and it needs to work out with low dose 'attacks.'
Probably so. My husband and I are careful with storage of our toothbrushes but my daughter not so much so for us still is a good practice to keep the toilet seat down.Think it depends on where you store your toothbrush!
Nobody is perfect. Congratulations on such accomplishment!25 years today we’ve been together, apart from her false teethit’s been fine
if you own a cat you'll learn the value of facing the wall
stops it all ended up shredded on the floor
Somehow missed this on first reading - Congratulations to you and Mrs. Elbow!!25 years today we’ve been together, apart from her false teethit’s been fine