What drives you mad about your partner

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This morning’s convo as soon as I came downstairs

her. “ do you know that woman?”
Me . “Which woman ?”
Her. “The one I was telling you about the other day, you never listen to anything I tell you”


Christ, I’m supposed to telepathically know now who she talking about
 

LinekersLegs said:
”Do you know where x is?” comes the cry from upstairs when you are in the midst of something in the kitchen.

”Yes it is on the left of the 2nd shelf in the closet” you reply

“Can’t see it” comes floating back a couple of minutes later so you traipse upstairs - only to find that because it is merely left central on the 2nd shelf rather than fully left it has been rendered invisible to male eyes lol
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It's a well know fact that if its not front and centre, at eye level, have contrasting colours around it that make it stands out And well illuminated - we can't see it.
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In the time it takes you to come to find it, our secondary vision system...sometimes called panic mode...kicks in and all is revealled in a 'St Paul on the road to Damascus' clarity...and we will invariably say - found it - just as you arrive

*shrugs, what can I say - it's a gift
 
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Kurt. said:
This morning’s convo as soon as I came downstairs

her. “ do you know that woman?”
Me . “Which woman ?”
Her. “The one I was telling you about the other day, you never listen to anything I tell you”


Christ, I’m supposed to telepathically know now who she talking about
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Puts you in a cracking mood for the day doesn't it..

Then 1 hour later they say "what's up with your face" Arggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............:mad::mad:

Then she says "im going out" all of a sudden your mood changes :dance::dance::dance::celebrate::celebrate::celebrate:
 
JLW said:
Puts you in a cracking mood for the day doesn't it..

Then 1 hour later they say "what's up with your face" Arggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............:mad::mad:

Then she says "im going out" all of a sudden your mood changes :dance::dance::dance::celebrate::celebrate::celebrate:
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I swear I want today to end already ...... her new summerhouse is getting delivered today .... every 10 bloody minutes she’s telling me where it is now off the tracking she’s following.... I feel like building it today and moving into it ffs
 

LinekersLegs said:
”Do you know where x is?” comes the cry from upstairs when you are in the midst of something in the kitchen.

”Yes it is on the left of the 2nd shelf in the closet” you reply

“Can’t see it” comes floating back a couple of minutes later so you traipse upstairs - only to find that because it is merely left central on the 2nd shelf rather than fully left it has been rendered invisible to male eyes lol
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Oh my god yes! Its like they open the door or a cupboard and get hit by a wave of temporary blindness
 

LinekersLegs said:
”Do you know where x is?” comes the cry from upstairs when you are in the midst of something in the kitchen.

”Yes it is on the left of the 2nd shelf in the closet” you reply

“Can’t see it” comes floating back a couple of minutes later so you traipse upstairs - only to find that because it is merely left central on the 2nd shelf rather than fully left it has been rendered invisible to male eyes lol
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Hahaha, that could be exactly one my stories about my husband not finding something while I'm in the midst of something in the kitchen. Invisible males eyes should be considered as a serious but untreatable male disfunction lol
 

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