What Did You Last Eat Thread




I dined most nobly tonight - duck with roasted vegetables, a small opera of flavour and flame. Each bite did sing like a sonnet, each chew a gentle verse of joy.

Yet lo, the aftermath betrays me. My dwelling is now haunted by the ghost of that feast... a tragic ballad of my own creation. The duck hath sung twice: once on the plate, and once in the air.

And now my poor wife, sweet victim of my culinary hubris, walks the halls like one wronged by fate itself, hand to nose, lamenting her marriage to a man of both taste and torment.
 

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