What did you get for Christmas?

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I got to witness the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

My dad syringed his own ears with the turkey baster.

Best thing is, it actually worked.

Actually even better, he wasn't drunk, it was about 10 in the morning. Big mentalist.
 

I hope an Everton one?:blink:

Nice one though, he must be over the moon with that?

yeah, a lady who works there has a lot to do with the club apparently and takes in allsorts, there were 2 tickets pinned on the notice board for the wolves game and nobody took them, must be full of senile r/s !!
now that she knows the kids go the game she says she'll get them whatever she can with regards to memorabilia and is even gonna have a word with someone for my daughter to be the toffee girl, she's got everything crossed in hope for that one.
my mum bought the tickets and has told the kids that it's all 3 of them that have won it, giving me the ideal opportunity to say that as they wont be able to split it when they move out, it will need to stay with me on neutral ground.


it's mine mwuahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa !!
 
yeah, a lady who works there has a lot to do with the club apparently and takes in allsorts, there were 2 tickets pinned on the notice board for the wolves game and nobody took them, must be full of senile r/s !!
now that she knows the kids go the game she says she'll get them whatever she can with regards to memorabilia and is even gonna have a word with someone for my daughter to be the toffee girl, she's got everything crossed in hope for that one.
my mum bought the tickets and has told the kids that it's all 3 of them that have won it, giving me the ideal opportunity to say that as they wont be able to split it when they move out, it will need to stay with me on neutral ground.


it's mine mwuahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa !!

You're a clever fox Reidy.:lol:

Please give me the adress of that home. Will move there when I'm old (I'm senile already) and I'm certainly not a RS.
 
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