Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
These are lovely.
nudels + bacon + ketchup + coke + beer
I thought I was bad.

FFS, you must be starving by now. Get some cheese on toast lad.
I'm tucking into a nice bit of stilton and cheddar on some water biscuits. Washed down with a Marques de Carano (no, me neither).
It's f*cking christmas, alright!!