Ploughing yer mar.
Sitting in motorway traffic, angrily trying to stay undepressed.
Getting Mass Effect 3 and wanking joyfully.
Whose Ma precisely? Original poster's Ma, or everyone's Ma?
Including mine.
Me, I am seeing a client in Malpas, Cheshire, so a 3 hour drive, ish, from Bristol. And Mrs R is buying some lightbulbs.
Over to GOT!
Are you an escort?