I went to prague with 3 kopites, a manc and a fellow blue.
We found an english pub which had every game on. So supping our jugs of Staropramen lager, we settle down to watch a thoroughly entertaining Arsenal victory over Man Utd, the end to end football was top quality. The pub was full of cockney manc fans, and the banter we had with our manc mate was enjoyable.
2 of my kopite mates and the manc decided to go and get pissed in some local pubs instead of watching the West Ham game, which I thought was just typical of that species.
So there was me and my fellow blue mate and a red, who to be fair, isn't full of [Poor language removed] and quite realistic about their ambitions, a good lad.
[Poor language removed] game, we were all more interested in eyein up the local girls serving us our ale. Half time we spoke about the consistent pattern of our recent games and how we have one decent half, one [Poor language removed] one. We were let down, we didnt play very well at all, and going 1-0 down really put a downer on our day. From my very distorted vision, I thought we began to get a bit of a hold on the game around the 75 minute mark, a couple of corners, lescotts knock down trickles wide, we had to make this pressure count, and a lovely ball from louis, lescott, 1-1.
Cue mayhem
Me an me mate were the only blues in there, and we both jumped up, plowed into the table, 3 pints of ale up in the air, we got completely drowned when it finally came back down. 3 minutes later, after ordering 3 more beers, the shot from louis seems to take forever to find the corner of the net. When it did, louis, 1-2
Cue further mayhem,
We both jumped up, 3 brand new pints, flew up into the air, got soaked again but we didnt care. By this time, all the other brits who were watching Portsmouth or the Rugby were beginning to think we were two slightly demented people, the locals were absolutely shitting themselves.
Our redshite fan went the bar to get the ale in
whilst we watched, expecting the substitutions to completely kill the game. Our redshite mate brings the ale to the table, we take a sup, before we know it, louis turns, tee's himself up, rifles it past Green, saha, 1-3
Cue total and utter bedlam, we both looked at each other, jumped up, pints in hand, we simultaneously poured them over each other, and past caring about what image we were portraying, broke out into song, bouncing up and down covered head to toe in ale, the fit bar maid comes over with the bill, we get her involved with the celebrations which she didnt seem too pleased with. So we hand over a few soggy notes and leave.
Needless to say we went out and got completely wankered to celebrate. Great day.