Were Bolton Relegated Because Of Owen Coyles Nose Growth

nigelcoyb · May 13, 2012

Whenever he's interviewed I can't take in what he's saying because of the disturbing growth down the left side of his nose, surely his instructions aren't getting through if players are similarly affected.

Is there a case for banning him from football till he gets a good lasering?

heatmeiser · May 13, 2012

This should be in World football to be fair mate.

nigelcoyb · May 13, 2012

heatmeiser said:
This should be in World football to be fair mate.

Sorry mate, new here don't know the form.

If mods wanna switch it thats cool.

heatmeiser · May 13, 2012

nigelcoyb said:
Sorry mate, new here don't know the form.

If mods wanna switch it thats cool.

Was only kidding boss.

I think you have a fair point, which ironically enough is what that puss filled beast on his nose could do with to burst the f*cker.

Hibbosculturedrightboot · May 13, 2012

Sort of. Owen Coyle was never in charge. His nose / lump are the brains of the operation. So the abject mass failure to source decent players, get them playing, choose game winning tactics etc are the fault of the lump. Owen Coyle is just the frontman.

nigelcoyb · May 13, 2012

Hibbosculturedrightboot said:
Sort of. Owen Coyle was never in charge. His nose / lump are the brains of the operation. So the abject mass failure to source decent players, get them playing, choose game winning tactics etc are the fault of the lump. Owen Coyle is just the frontman.

PMSL, quality mate..... wonder if Steve Kean at Blackburn has a growth somewhere? I'm tempted to say on his c#ck with the Chicken pluckers in charge.