when i score we riot
Player Valuation: £40m
How about:
**** OFF TO KLANFIELD, THIS CITY'S OURS TOO.
**** OFF TO KLANFIELD, THIS CITY'S OURS TOO.
"You will always be wall pushing, non-apologising, own-fan-ticket-robbing, cheating, diving, whingeing, paving slab dropping, 'in bed asleep at the time' claiming, justice for Bulgarian waiters/innocent Italians denying, ****e poetry loving, nonsensical bedsheet branding, faeces flinging, pocket-pissing, spousal-abusing, female beating, conspiracy theorising, arl man up the arse-kicking, Shankly-shunning, nurse-pissing, piss-drinking, pre-emptive DJ ****ting, ambulance rocking, racism-denying, history revising, urinal smashing, telly-clapping, ex-player on twitter abusing, Youtube eye-swivelling, 4th is the 'new title' claiming, upside down scarf waving, ****e on the wall smearing, shame lacking, offence taking, ref baiting & ref influencing hypocritical and , above all, murdering c*nts"
That would look just spiffing, I reckon.
Carroll---------35million
Suarez---------24million
Downing--------16 million
Henderson------16 milion
Adam (hee hee)--8 million
No champions league-----****ing priceless
( prices are not exact I know )
Andy Carroll - £35million
Stewart Downing - £19 million
Jordan Henderson - £16 milion
Charlie Adam - £8 million
Tony Hibbert - Priceless.
Quality mate.Andy Carroll - £35million
Stewart Downing - £19 million
Jordan Henderson - £16 milion
Charlie Adam - £8 million
Tony Hibbert - Priceless.