Welsh Footballer Sues Twitter & Several Users

[Tubey]

A famous footballer who wears red, plays in a top four club in the Premier League and whose surname is a slang word for "spectacles".

Or, to say his name pictorially:

... is suing Twitter for breaking his super-injunction barring anyone from telling anyone else that he shagged Imogen Thomas.

Instead of being a man and just saying what he did, because unless his wife is a blind mute she knows anyway.

AND... most people would be proud of doing such a fine piece of crumpet anyway!!!

Anyway, there's the boring news of the day, courtesy of Tubey.

 

[Ring master]

Yeah how stupid is he,what does he think will happen now,as proved on twitter its just made every one name him even more so how can he sue/get twitter users names if even more are naming him,feel like just getting a t-shirt with his name on and revealing the top in front of tv camera lol like at the match or sky sports news think he would lose it anyway myself

 

[somuchfun]

Good stuff _o/

 

[Bigloco]

Hmm

Weed + Benny Hill + Harry Potter's specs= ?

I know the answer has to be Billy Meredith, but I'm sure she can do better than him.

 

[roydo]

Its been an open secret for ages, so why bother? Couldnt care less who he sh*gs. The only people who I have any sympathy for would be his wife, and kids. IMHO she is a bit of a bint anyrate.

 

[Tubey]

Hmm

Weed + Benny Hill + Harry Potter's specs= ?

I know the answer has to be Billy Meredith, but I'm sure she can do better than him.

I'm obviously talking about Weedmonster Whereswally. Welsh, of Pakistani descent. Ace footballer.

 

[Alio]

I'm obviously talking about Weedmonster Whereswally. Welsh, of Pakistani descent. Ace footballer.

*looks him up on youtube

 

[Deleted member 28206]

What about suing google too?

 

[ricardobee]

A famous footballer who wears red, plays in a top four club in the Premier League and whose surname is a slang word for "spectacles".

Or, to say his name pictorially:

wheatmoose bifocal?

 

[roydo]

Saggy Ring.

 

[formerly manx toffee]

Oaty widibins

 

[chicoazul]

Wheatgilf Penfoldglasses?

 

[Phenom]

Worst clues ever.

 

[little curly alan ball]

Imogen , Imogen , running down the Wing .

Imogen , Imogen , likes to Fling Her Ring ,....

 

[Matt Damon]

Saggy Ring.

Bravo sir.

Also Tubey. Didn't just ***g. Impegnated. Allegedly.