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There is something wrong here. If the guy is really from Ukraine he surely cant be an Evertonian. Cause, for example I will never ask an Evertonian TO PAY for my flat!!! 300 Euros for a room??? Evertonian?!
 
When I was in Kiev a gang of lads tried the old "Dropping money near me then accusing me of taking some if it" scam. I legged it. The next morning, the same thing happened again.

Lovely golden domes, like.
 
Russian Evertonian

Firstly, my friend, i am not Evertonian. I am fan of Shakhtar and sympathize with Everton and Spurs in England for many years (because of players of my childhood - Barmby, Speed and others in Everton, Rebrov in Spurs. I steel have VHS cassette with Everton - Bradford City (4-0, april 2000) recorded by me:) But still i am not Evertonian. Secondly, 300 Euros is a price for a week. It is equivalent to less then 15 euro for person per night. Is it mush for you?
 

Hostel is my number 1 fear pretty much in the world.

And this forum is becoming a medium for that fear to become reality.

*considers future
 
icburns said:
Human Centipede?
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At least with Human Centipede you know pretty much from the off what shizzle is about to go down, and you could get lucky and be at the front.

But with Hostel there is no good outcome. And they could just torture you and then put you in a human centipede for extra banter.

Back, get back all of you. I shall not be paying 300 euros for my inevitable hostelisation ffs.
 
EFCNIK said:
At least with Human Centipede you know pretty much from the off what shizzle is about to go down, and you could get lucky and be at the front.

But with Hostel there is no good outcome. And they could just torture you and then put you in a human centipede for extra banter.

Back, get back all of you. I shall not be paying 300 euros for my inevitable hostelisation ffs.
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Hahahahaha. LOLing.

FFS KIEV!
 

Alexz88 said:
Tell me your age, height and weight and i'll ask my familiar surgeon about what can we do with you.
P.S. What means "FFS KIEV"?
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Well, GOT lore holds that a poster by the name Kev was constantly ruining every of Nik's endeavors. The cause of Nik's vexation was eventually attributed to all of our collective problems through bounding leaps of questionable logic, and thus the ruing of said affliction by way of 'ffs kev' has become something of an old adage down in these parts. Now, perhaps I've elucidated the purpose of 'FFS KIEV' insofar as to say that it is a play on 'ffs Kev.'

Since you're new here, I've given you the benefit of the doubt as well as will deliver a few words of advice. If you're looking for anything other than popcorn, fuming, music cliques, images of mating wildlife, pasties, or casual and discrete bumming, you might have come to the wrong place. Cheers.
 
I certainly wouldn't pay €300 for a week to stay out in the sticks where your gaff is, Alexsi.

Plus, I'd not be charging fellow Blues for a bed for the night.

I've got 3 coming to stay with me for the Euros but if any Blues on here are desperate for a bed in Kyiv for a night around the Sweden game, let me know and I'll see what I can do. It might only be my couch, as all the beds have gone, but it's better than nothing and slap bang in the centre of town.

Just bring me a bottle of Squeezy Branston sauce and a packet of naan bread and you're on.
 
icburns

Thanx for explanation.

bflefc

I learned an average price in Kiev and saw, that it is not less than 100-150 euros per flat. Thus I think my price (50 euros) is ideal for 3 persons, who are not going to spend a lot. If I am wrong and the price is high I will apologize for your wasted time.
 
Alexz88 said:
icburns

Thanx for explanation.

bflefc

I learned an average price in Kiev and saw, that it is not less than 100-150 euros per flat. Thus I think my price (50 euros) is ideal for 3 persons, who are not going to spend a lot. If I am wrong and the price is high I will apologize for your wasted time.
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Yes but do you promise that you won't sell us to secret torture syndicates for money? I know you guys can be very naughty for that.
 

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