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We are signing Messi on a free, put that in your paper.
If this ever came off then sky sports would jib swanson of for you.

We are signing Messi on a free, put that in your paper.
If this ever came off then sky sports would jib swanson of for you.
More votes for winger than goalkeeper?
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Where would you get your jarg info if you were a journo? GOT is brimming with guff rumours and obscure wishlists, as most forums are.
Hence, definitely worth a punt on a throwaway article for click bait as once in a blue moon, they're right.
Me too. But a GK is needed for us to even win games at all, like with Howard or Robles we'll concede whatever we score.I'd rank CB ahead of GK.
Why not put this to the test, create a thread on its own (not in the transfers thread obviously) pretending to be an ITK giving details of an imminent signing (somebody a bit obscure not one of the usual suspects) and see does it actually make the rags...............probably a good idea if one of the more regular users on here creates the thread as it will get more attention/posts that way, anyone fancy it/??
oh and if someone decides to run with it then it might be an idea to delete this post in case any sneaky journo is monitoring the site more than we think
Personally i think Aaron Lennon would be a good addition, i thought mcgeady might step up but he likes too many step over or body feints (most people faint hearing he is on the team sheet). Again depending on how much he would cost.
Rumours are Everton are going to put in a bid for Scott Parker. Martinez is best friends with his great uncles step brother who has a cat called whiskers. Sunderland, Tottenham and Palace are also monitoring the situation.
Source: Tomorrow's daily Toilet paper.
I am now I.T.K.
What position does Whiskers play?
Sign him upHe is a cat so probably in goal.
Martinez would play them at the same time, one at right back, one centre midFavourite paper rumour was that chelsea were planning on signing Ashely cole and roberto carlos at the same time. As if the daily star hadn't realised they both cant play at the same time.