Valentines

[BigBlueConk]

As a money saver, I dumped my gf on the 13th and got a new one on the 15th with a view that she will only last 363 days.

 

[Philw]

I think it was more it was me that sent it than anything.
Apparently I'm betraying our friendship by being attracted to her.
Where do you even start with that..
Oh well, looks like I still get to die alone.

Tell her all the best relationships are built on friendship, not physical attraction. (That helps ofcourse )

 

[BigBlueConk]

I think it was more it was me that sent it than anything.
Apparently I'm betraying our friendship by being attracted to her.
Where do you even start with that..
Oh well, looks like I still get to die alone.

Explain to her that you only sent the card out of respect.
Out of respect that you knock one out to her nightly, whilst looking at the secret pictures you took.

 

[Philw]

As a money saver, I dumped my gf on the 13th and got a new one on the 15th with a view that she will only last 363 days.

Save yourself more money, go on 'a break' just before her birthday and xmas...

 

[COYBL25]

I think it was more it was me that sent it than anything.
Apparently I'm betraying our friendship by being attracted to her.
Where do you even start with that..
Oh well, looks like I still get to die alone.

There's a lad on here who specialises in this sort of thing

@The Penalty Box Dancer this is right up your street

 

[Yid4life]

Sent a card to what I thought was a 'likely sort' at work.
Turn out I'm a 'creepy price of [Poor language removed]' (apparently) and she now refuses to talk to me.

I admire your pluck mate. A faint heart never won a fair maiden.

At least you tried.

It was the 37th Valentine for me and my Mrs.
No regrets.

 

[Frank Gallagher]

I admire your pluck mate. A faint heart never won a fair maiden.

At least you tried.

It was the 37th Valentine for me and my Mrs.
No regrets.

30 blo0dy seven !!!!