Not Safe For Work! Valentines........Poem/Joke.....!!!

[Sharpys top lip]

Just got this in a tx from one of my Friends. Have been crying with laughter ever since......










Iv got a Valentine's poem that has never yet failed to get me in a girls knickers...........................












Roses are red
Violets are blue
Iv got a knife
NOW GET IN THE FUC*KIN VAN

 

[heatmeiser]

Tampax come out red
The cord is usually blue
Seeing as you're on the blob on Valentines Day
Its up the shitter for you