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davek said:
Someone posted anonymously on another forum that Father Christmas is investing billions into Everton and loads of Evertonians are sitting at the foot of the fireplace waiting for him to come down.

It's utterly 'kin tragic.
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Ok now can somebody else sell me a version of the fairytale a bit better. I wanna be happy for 5 minutes this season and these red pills that davek is dispensing is totally ruining it for me.
 
Rumour has it uncle uzzy won’t commit until billy k secures a deal with Netflix for “Everton till I die”. He has also demanded that Steven Spielberg directs the show and that Brad Pitt plays the role of Duncan Ferguson. The rumour appears to have some validity as Pitt has been spotted in the Scottish highlands speaking to the locals in a Scottish accent as he is a method actor.
 


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