US Forces got Al Qaeda's 2nd in command

[Dylan]

Not quite as newsworthy as topping Osama, but the current no.2 in Al Qaeda has been killed.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/08/27/pakistan.al.qaeda/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Kinda lost in amongst all the hurricane news, but this is good. We are chopping and chopping at their command structure. Pretty soon we are gonna have the guys who participate in the suicide bombings making the decisions and making mistakes. This is more good news on the anti-terrorism front.

 

[Frank Drebin]

"Ladies and gentlemen, we got his assistant."

 

[Dylan]

Well, it was the second in command to the guy who replaced Osama.

 

[Frank Drebin]

"Ladies and gentlemen, we got the teaboy."

 

[TX Bill]

What they captured from Osama's compound indicated that they were having trouble maintaining financing and organizational structure.

These sorts of operations will just continue to render Al-Qaeda more and more inoperative.

 

[Dylan]

"Ladies and gentlemen, we got the teaboy."

I think that might be too much credit. More like "Ladies and gentlemen, we got the bloke who cleans the bogs!"

 

[spikeman]

"Ladies and Gentlemen, we got their man-whore"

 

[Nordecke]

2nd, 52nd. Doesn't matter.. All that matters is another heathen is in route to paradise with rivers of milk, honey and virgins.

*raises glass*

 

[Dylan]

This is one of those 'make the other guy die for his country' type things

 

[Frank Drebin]

2nd, 52nd. Doesn't matter.. All that matters is another heathen is in route to paradise with rivers of milk, honey and virgins.

*raises glass*

Im not sure rivers of milk and honey are the selling point in that deal.

 

[Dylan]

I can think of things to link all three quite nicely (you know.....for this situation!)

 

[Nordecke]

Im not sure rivers of milk and honey are the selling point in that deal.

One is not as good without the other mate.

 

[Frank Drebin]

One is not as good without the other mate.

Well you can either canoe down the udder juice or wallow in the sticky honey. As for me i'll just settle for being nostril deep in a virgin.

 

[Dylan]

What about milk, honey and the virgin, all in one package?

 

[Frank Drebin]

What about milk, honey and the virgin, all in one package?

Oh I wouldn't object certainly, i'll try anything at least once. I'd probably leave the condiments choice to the girl, it's the least I could do considering im about to deflower her with a fury.