Urinating on my chile pepper plants

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I planted some Chile pepper seeds a month ago. Had the pot at the wrong window and last week moved it to a window nearer south. Two have germinated, I am not a pro I just love chile peppers and cut one open and dried and planted the seeds. Anyway I hear ya can use urine as fertilizer. Would any one advise it?
 

I planted some Chile pepper seeds a month ago. Had the pot at the wrong window and last week moved it to a window nearer south. Two have germinated, I am not a pro I just love chile peppers and cut one open and dried and planted the seeds. Anyway I hear ya can use urine as fertilizer. Would any one advise it?
I got locked out of the house one and desperately needed a slash , so I went in a plant pot , the plants in the pot grew like mad.
 
I got locked out of the house one and desperately needed a slash , so I went in a plant pot , the plants in the pot grew like mad.


I diluted it with water, through it in the pot. My owl lad is germ phobic. I will cook the chiles in a meal one day and serve it and at desert I will tell him my fertilizer secret.
 
I planted some Chile pepper seeds a month ago. Had the pot at the wrong window and last week moved it to a window nearer south. Two have germinated, I am not a pro I just love chile peppers and cut one open and dried and planted the seeds. Anyway I hear ya can use urine as fertilizer. Would any one advise it?

Full of nitrogen, can't hurt. You may want to wash before eating.
 

You can, but there is another, far more nutritious, natural fertiliser....

I hope they're insanely hot ones too.

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I planted some Chile pepper seeds a month ago. Had the pot at the wrong window and last week moved it to a window nearer south. Two have germinated, I am not a pro I just love chile peppers and cut one open and dried and planted the seeds. Anyway I hear ya can use urine as fertilizer. Would any one advise it?
@heatmeiser
 
Tell you what, don't do it backwards (handle chilli peppers and then urinate). You'll pay.

For the record, I've never heard of this fertilisation method.
 


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