United Everton Report: not up on my site yet, but this is pretty much it.

[Goat]

/takes off top

 

[Roztitute]

Mad Men is awesome.

 

[James McFadden]

/takes off top

Get yer baps out Goat lad, heard youse partial to fried mars bars

 

[chicoazul]

/takes off top

gasps in disbelief*

 

[James McFadden]

Who the **** are you lad?

READ MA NAME BEFORE I GIV YOU A GLASGEE KISS SON

 

[chicoazul]

Alright lads eh lads lets leave it lads.

 

[kenyonl]

oh, the http://www.schoolofscience.eu/ link. As you were...

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Alright lads eh lads lets leave it lads.

What's happening lad?

 

[chicoazul]

It's the report I look to most reading lid.

 

[chicoazul]

What's happening lad?

Listen lad I don't want any trouble from you Eton posse lad alright?

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Listen lad I don't want any trouble from you Eton posse lad alright?

We'll well give you a bunch of fives lad.

 

[chicoazul]

We'll well give you a bunch of fives lad.

I take back everything I've ever wrote lad seriously alright lad.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

I take back everything I've ever wrote lad seriously alright lad.

* puts on top hat and monocle and walks away with a smug air of superiority *

 

[chicoazul]

pays taxes obediently*

 

[kenyonl]

You know what? This was more freaking weird than my match report.