****ing hell. Jesus. Just got in from the anti clothes night. Walking home seen a bird in a fleece. Cut it short, she came in my room with her fella mate who drives coaches. He left. I had sex with a 28 year old wearing a fleece. I was wearing nothing but two whiteboards and a condom. My housemates sat outside my door and listened. I wasn't enjoying it after a while so faked a jizz. She's gone and I feel disgusting. Do not go to Lincoln.
Bravo son