Ungrateful Bitch...

[formerly manx toffee]

Take the back off her mate, remove the batteries and rub them on your trousers. Replace her batteries and she should be good to go.

 

[Jacko93]

You weren't in. Whats the craic?

The trouble i went through trying to get all the money out of the cash machine aswell.

Distin says hi.

 

[EFC David]

Bought the dog a kennel a few weeks ago with the impending heatwave about to hit, thinking it'd keep her cool, out of the sun, stop her overheating etc.

NO. ****ING. CHANCE.

The dog would rather dehydrate, malt hair everywhere and pant endlessly all day long than step one paw inside a nice pristine wooden house. I'm roasting in this weather and I'm not even wearing a fur coat, anyone got any suggestions on how to get her in it?

Just bum it mate.

 

[heatmeiser]

Shave the dog?

 

[Moomin]

Shave the dog?

Good idea, but I think he should drill ventilation holes into her.

 

[sportbillyblue]

Seriously, put some treats in the kennel to tempt her.

finding this is working with my dog, relocate his bone there too whenever I find it.

he's super skittish, doesn't like being confined and I'm trying to prepare him for an 18 hour flight. Working so far (to a degree) but I've got the melatonin on standby.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Stick a sunlamp in there, ffs it's obvious.