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chicoazul

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1 - I've seen micknick & Ghost's nipples.

2 - I've never sexed a girl with false lungs.

3 - I'm over a foot taller than my mother.

4 - I prefer cheese to chocolate.

5 - Near enough all my ex girlfriends are mostly friends with me.
 

1 - I've seen micknick & Ghost's nipples.

2 - I've never sexed a girl with false lungs.

3 - I'm over a foot taller than my mother.

4 - I prefer cheese to chocolate.

5 - Near enough all my ex girlfriends are mostly friends with me.

1.) JEALOUS!

2.) Er...

3.) 11 inches

4.) Nah, you crazy.

5.) Cos you're gay, lid. Girls love their gay best friends.
 

From what I could tell, I am also about a foot taller than your mother, although it was tough to get a good estimate in the position we were in.
 
1.) JEALOUS!

2.) Er...

3.) 11 inches

4.) Nah, you crazy.

5.) Cos you're gay, lid. Girls love their gay best friends.

2 - My mate pointed this out to me, and I'm shocked to be honest but I'm sure it's true.

5 - This was not the case up until a couple of years ago, but its something I'm dead proud of now. Unless they're pretending to be nice before stabbing me in my sleep.
 

Chico thinks he is under his own control, until the 3rd Aussie White kicked in.

A mate told me one day in a pub.

/nudge nudge, wink wink.
 
True facts are known as tracts in this neck of the woods!

1. Never sexed a kopite and never will
2. I have my tongue pierced twice
3. I'm taller than both parents and my siblings
4. I still sleep on the first pillow I ever had; with the original case. However both get washed regularly!
5. Alice In Chains are amazing!
 
I was all good man, I believe there was only me and the Ghost left sir, which means you're a lightweight cop out x


Hey.

Don't be giving me it all that large stuffs.

I was hammered, I went home.!!!!


OOps, hey, wait.


nah. I would never admit to that.
 
1, I once spilt Kevin Kilbane's cup of tea
2, I've been to Hull (and back)
3, I'm not very good at cooking
4, I'm very good at sleeping and having lie ins
5, I have never seen The Sound of Music and have no intention of doing so at any point in my life.
 

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