Tremendous Nordic Meat Shields - Everton player descriptions

[Groucho]

If Haaland is now forever known as a tremendous Nordic meat shield, what could we describe individual members of our squad as?

 

[Muggins]

Cold Greggs pasties?

 

[Eggs]

…sausage roll in Flakey pastry - Michael Keane.

 

[Eggs]

….tub of lard - Rondon.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

South American Soufflé - Yerry Mina.

 

[WA Toffee]

If Haaland is now forever known as a tremendous Nordic meat shield, what could we describe individual members of our squad as?

First question - Why is Haaland going to be known as that?

Second question - R U OK?

 

[lancs blue]

Poundland fairy cakes - the lot of em

 

[The binman chronicles]

The whole team, only this bloke looks like he is quicker, meaner and has better control...

 

[TangerineToffee]

Big stick of Blackpool rock - Ellis Simms ( hopefully)

 

[Rita_Poon]

Sounds dangerous, was looking for the newspapers but found...

Everton FC fan on racism rap over ‘French’ heckle of Louis Saha

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/everton-fc/everton-fc-news/2011/03/08/everton-fc-fan-on-racism-rap-over-french-heckle-of-louis-saha-100252-28295544/ AN EVERTON FC fan is to appear in court for an allegedly racist shout at Louis Saha. David Sibson, 57, was thrown out of Goodison Park after...

www.grandoldteam.com

 

[matty1878]

….tub of lard - Rondon.

Poundland fairy cakes - the lot of em

you ain’t beating these lol

 

[Groucho]

First question - Why is Haaland going to be known as that?

Second question - R U OK?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Gbamin.

 

[Joey66]

 

[Shibbywiggles]

This is a risky question to ask when we’ve just had a good season and are feeling positive, let alone now!