Transfer Rumour: Hassan Ali Kaldırım

originalgreaserbob · January 17, 2018

He's a left back.

This is a real rumour and this thread is completely in earnest and I'm sure it will not get locked.

efcjames · January 17, 2018

Never heard of him, however can confirm he is better than Cuco

Daveysgingerlovechild · January 17, 2018

Well done.

Daveysgingerlovechild · January 17, 2018

The only thing that matters is his fifa18 rating vs cucos.

http://www.futhead.com/18/players/9247/hasan-ali-kaldrm/ 78 overall

Vs

http://www.futhead.com/18/players/2570/cuco-martina/ 71 overall

Get on it Walsh!

toffee-boy · January 17, 2018

Where has this rumour come from?

tadpole · January 17, 2018

link please

Abraders · January 17, 2018

toffee-boy said:
Where has this rumour come from?

2 minute turkish.

COYBL25 · January 17, 2018

efcjames said:
Never heard of him, however can confirm he is better than Cuco

If he can stand upright, move forwards at a quicker pace than walking and knows his left from right, he's already better then the clown.

Daveysgingerlovechild · January 17, 2018

Abraders said:
2 minute turkish.

Numberone said:
"Everton needs good left back player like Hasan Ali Kaldırım. He can make a lot of assist for Cenk Tosun. Everton should buy Hasan Ali Kaldırım." lollollollol This is a troll comment, hasan ali is [Poor language removed].

This specifically from that thread

kev · January 17, 2018

toffee-boy said:
Where has this rumour come from?

From some joker in another thread mate. Apparently he's a Turkish version of Martina. Nothing to see here. :locked:

COYBL25 · January 17, 2018

kev said:
From some joker in another thread mate. Apparently he's a Turkish version of Martina. Nothing to see here.

Sorry, it's not possible for anyone else to be that bad.

Death · January 17, 2018

A rumour in broken English, statistically the best kind.

artena_condari · January 17, 2018

Haha, are you serious?

Believe or not he is way worse than Martina! Even in his crappy team, he is the second choice. Either you are trolling us or being trolled!

Death · January 17, 2018

artena_condari said:
Haha, are you serious? Believe or not he is way worse than Martina! Even in his crappy team, he is the second choice. Either you are trolling us or being trolled!

2 mins.