Transfer Rumour: Hassan Ali Kaldırım

[originalgreaserbob]

He's a left back.

This is a real rumour and this thread is completely in earnest and I'm sure it will not get locked.

 

[efcjames]

Never heard of him, however can confirm he is better than Cuco

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Well done.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The only thing that matters is his fifa18 rating vs cucos.

http://www.futhead.com/18/players/9247/hasan-ali-kaldrm/ 78 overall

Vs


http://www.futhead.com/18/players/2570/cuco-martina/ 71 overall

Get on it Walsh!

 

[toffee-boy]

Where has this rumour come from?

 

[tadpole]

link please

 

[Abraders]

Where has this rumour come from?

2 minute turkish.

 

[COYBL25]

Never heard of him, however can confirm he is better than Cuco

If he can stand upright, move forwards at a quicker pace than walking and knows his left from right, he's already better then the clown.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

2 minute turkish.

"Everton needs good left back player like Hasan Ali Kaldırım. He can make a lot of assist for Cenk Tosun. Everton should buy Hasan Ali Kaldırım." lollollollol This is a troll comment, hasan ali is [Poor language removed].

This specifically from that thread

 

[kev]

Where has this rumour come from?

From some joker in another thread mate. Apparently he's a Turkish version of Martina. Nothing to see here.

 

[COYBL25]

From some joker in another thread mate. Apparently he's a Turkish version of Martina. Nothing to see here.

Sorry, it's not possible for anyone else to be that bad.

 

[Death]

A rumour in broken English, statistically the best kind.

 

[artena_condari]

Haha, are you serious? Believe or not he is way worse than Martina! Even in his crappy team, he is the second choice. Either you are trolling us or being trolled!

 

[Death]

Haha, are you serious? Believe or not he is way worse than Martina! Even in his crappy team, he is the second choice. Either you are trolling us or being trolled!

2 mins.

 

[kev]

You are obviously not old enough to remember John McGlaughlin