Top five (whatever)

Frank Drebin · November 4, 2011

peteblue said:
High heels ?..........

An unknown talent I can walk perfectly in high heels. Backwards, up stairs, even put a bit of a jog on. Dont know what all the girls fuss for.

Pat's Van · November 4, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
a litre of irn bru and a bag of brown is more of a weekend treat.

You're not on the chubby are ya ?

bluejock · November 4, 2011

chicoazul said:
Top five morning things:

1 - dazed masturbation about the remnants of her mate in your dream.
2 - Full Scottish breakfast.
3 - Coffee and a cigarette.
4 - Turning over and going back to sleep.
5 - Stretching.

Bacon, link sausage, lorne sausage, black pudding, sliced haggis, tattie scone, beans, toast, and a mug of hot sweet tea.

Guess what Mrs Jock is cooking tomorrow.

6 - Looking at the clock and seeing there's still an hour before the alarm goes off
7 - Turning the pillow over to the cold side

Frank Drebin · November 4, 2011

Pat's Van said:
You're not on the chubby are ya ?

That's a term im unfamiliar with. And given I work as a substance abuse nurse I have heard
most ha. Are you from Liverpool?

Del · November 4, 2011

Top 5 Let Downs

1. A tug when your wired
2. Transfer deadline day
3. Newyears eve
4. English summer
5. Cooking from a Jamie Oliver cook book

chicoazul · November 4, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
Bloody marvellous. Except I cant always stomach a full scottish breakfast, a litre of irn bru and a bag of brown is more of a weekend treat.

Hahahaha, that's a Glasgow breakfast Frank.

* better than that.

stupid giraffe said:
Realising it's Saturday has to be up there. Remembering you're an Evertonian takes the shine off it, slightly, of course.

Very much. You just nailed my Saturday mornings there.

peteblue · November 4, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
An unknown talent I can walk perfectly in high heels. Backwards, up stairs, even put a bit of a jog on. Dont know what all the girls fuss for.

They haven't a clue. Most men can walk quite easily in high heels............so I've heard......

bluejock · November 4, 2011

Top five Scottish insults

1. Bawbag
2. Sameheid
3. Mongchops
4. Bampot
5. Dunderheid

chicoazul · November 4, 2011

bluejock said:
Top five Scottish insults

1. Bawbag
2. Sameheid
3. Mongchops
4. Bampot
5. Dunderheid

Braw.

Deleted member 28206 · November 4, 2011

That top 5 dad one is ace. Bravo

Pat's Van · November 4, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
That's a term im unfamiliar with. And given I work as a substance abuse nurse I have heard
most ha. Are you from Liverpool?

Yes mate, I'm from Kirkdale. In Walton at the moment though because I fancied living somewhere more rural and peaceful.

(Chubby Brown=.......smack)

bluejock · November 4, 2011

Bryan said:
That top 5 dad one is ace. Bravo

Cheers lad

Frank Drebin · November 4, 2011

Pat's Van said:
Yes mate, I'm from Kirkdale. In Walton at the moment though because I fancied living somewhere more rural and peaceful.

(Chubby Brown=.......smack)

Duh. Of course lol. Nice one.