Top 6 Moments

[chicoazul]

You wish.

I reckon we could get satellite on your nibs mate.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

Retires hurt.

 

[kenada_blue]

Your so far up Chico's arse I don't know where he finishes and you begin!

GRAPHIC!

 

[chicoazul]

Retires hurt.

That's a compliment that and you know it. Plus, you are twice the man I am for braving the arctic pool.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

That's a compliment that and you know it. Plus, you are twice the man I am for braving the arctic pool.

The freshness of the cold pool mate is what makes it worthwhile, the sensations were akin to a night on the disco biscuits, but without feeling like you wanted to kill yourself 7 hours after dropping. You feeling me?

 

[chicoazul]

The freshness of the cold pool mate is what makes it worthwhile, the sensations were akin to a night on the disco biscuits, but without feeling like you wanted to kill yourself 7 hours after dropping. You feeling me?

No, not at all. It was baltic in there you madman.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

No, not at all. It was baltic in there you madman.

Ever been in a sauna and then gone in a plunge pool right after? Or gone on that bucket thing where you pull ice cold water on to yourself? If not then your a fanny.

 

[chicoazul]

Ever been in a sauna and then gone in a plunge pool right after? Or gone on that bucket thing where you pull ice cold water on to yourself? If not then your a fanny.

Yes loads, in the spas. We used to have competitions on who could stay in longest.

 

[Brownie]

All these cricket references reminded me of this story I read the other day:

A mate, on 99 birds shagged, takes back a girl he'd been for drinks with. We (his housemates) all hide behind furniture in the living room when he came back. He starts his foreplay and asks her if she'd mind if he wore cricket gloves whilst they had sex, since it was a bit of a fetish thing for him. She looked confused but said fine, he goes into bag and puts them on. Then asks if he can wear pads, then finally a helmet. Fully padded up, proceeds to enter her and after about 3 minutes (LAD) comes, flicks on the main light switch. We all pop up from behind the sofa with rousing applause and cries of "THATS THE CENTURY!!", he grabs his cricket bat, removes his helmet and acknowledges the crowd. She bursts into tears, dresses quickly and runs out of the front door. She left her pants.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

I'd have turned the light on 1st and shouted "oh, and he's caught behind"