Top 5 Sh!te5t Shows On Telly

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GhostOfDixie

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1. X-Factor - mind numbingly [Poor language removed], even if some scouse bird is on it.

2. The Apprentice - Are you a ****? Do you walk around with a bluetooth ear piece in even though your not using your hands for anything else other than self-abuse? Then your hired.

3. MOTD - getting really tedious to watch these days, and as for those opening credits, looks like it was done by some 14 year old who has just followed some tutorial from 1997 on how to make amateur videos.

4. Soccer AM - Just **** off!!! Apart from the Soccerettes, who can carry on. Tubes, you tit! Your not a rapper, your embarassing, do one!

5. All the Soaps, specifically Eastenders - anything good happen? no? is it more depressing [Poor language removed] on our screens, ok - pass me the ******* bleach!
 

Stuart Baggs on the apprentice is amazing.

Pure Partridge. That last line kills me, "And use some of that success to help others.... where appropiate"

[video=youtube;6yUvkmPiXtQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yUvkmPiXtQ[/video]
 
Oh my good god, is that **** on telly (not big Nev). Even Alan Sugar looks like he can't be arsed turning up. He's like, who the **** are these ******s in front of me, I want to fire all you ****ers and all the tits who run the BBC, relaunch the Amstrad or something.
 
Saw Nev the week after the Blackburn game for us and the Arsenal game for them. Put it this way, he wouldn't have to try hard to save many shots if he was GK for anyone nowadays.
 

GhostOfDixie said:
1. X-Factor - mind numbingly [Poor language removed], even if some scouse bird is on it.

2. The Apprentice - Are you a ****? Do you walk around with a bluetooth ear piece in even though your not using your hands for anything else other than self-abuse? Then your hired.

3. MOTD - getting really tedious to watch these days, and as for those opening credits, looks like it was done by some 14 year old who has just followed some tutorial from 1997 on how to make amateur videos.

4. Soccer AM - Just **** off!!! Apart from the Soccerettes, who can carry on. Tubes, you tit! Your not a rapper, your embarassing, do one!

5. All the Soaps, specifically Eastenders - anything good happen? no? is it more depressing [Poor language removed] on our screens, ok - pass me the ******* bleach!
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All of the above and everything on ITV infact everything on all the ITV channels and throw top gear in there also
 
Ghost, I reckon I agree with every one of your top five.

With the exception of The Apprentice.

It's so cringeworthy it's fkn brilliant.

As someone has posted earlier, they're like real life Alan Partridges or David Brents.
If that ain't your bag, then fair enough, but this prog' would probably be in my top five bestest programmes.
 
Pat's Van said:
Ghost, I reckon I agree with every one of your top five.

With the exception of The Apprentice.

It's so cringeworthy it's fkn brilliant.

As someone has posted earlier, they're like real life Alan Partridges or David Brents.
If that ain't your bag, then fair enough, but this prog' would probably be in my top five bestest programmes.
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Just watched the end of The Apprentice just now when that Dan got fired. I'm sorry it's funny to see Alan Sugar bat them down like the super blerts they are.

What The Apprentice is though is a **** Off - who's the biggest ****.
 
heatmeiser said:
Stuart Baggs on the apprentice is amazing.

Pure Partridge. That last line kills me, "And use some of that success to help others.... where appropiate"

[video=youtube;6yUvkmPiXtQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yUvkmPiXtQ[/video]
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He even impersonates the voice well! What a bellend.
 

Elong said:
He even impersonates the voice well! What a bellend.
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You see this is what the Queen just give out every year as well as Knighthoods.

"I see you as a pure bellend lid, now get the **** out of my country before Phillip shoots you with his bore rifle"
 
How anyone cannot like Soccer AM or Top Gear is beyond me. Fair enough with Eastenders allthough I love it. Even though the same old typical responce is 'its so depressing'. Lifes depressing. If it was all about birds bees and flowers it'd be f*cking boring!! And even then theres still quite a lot of good humour bits in it. I think its great.

The worst show Ive ever seen (yet whenever its on I cant turn it off) is A Shot At Love with Tila Tequila.
 
x factor
dancing on ice
dancing with the stars
celebrity dancing
The apprentice
 

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