ijjysmith
Calm
Wasn't always awful either.
Depends on th context. No doubting he shoudnt be anywhere near the team these days though.
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Wasn't always awful either.
Depends on th context. No doubting he shoudnt be anywhere near the team these days though.
Elong
The fire rises
From a Premier League point of view, he was average. For Everton, he's far, far below the level we are now.
SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
he's successfully managed another orbit without dying. Looking forward to his telegraph off the Queen soon.
Top Bloke as has already been said.
In the last few years, with the emergence of Coleman, he's been in a funny position (no I don't mean Left Back you gits). He's been just good enough to provide cover and cheap enough that we can avoid spending money on a replacement (we have had other priorities) who have to be happy sitting on the bench. I think now though with some of the kids finally starting to show from the youth team we can start to think about retiring him to Blackpool Beach where he can give Kiddies rides up and down the Beach in the summer. That said, both Bobby and Moyes before him value his 'contribution to the squad' so it will probably be a nice training job at FF when the next suitable opportunity arises.
madkiwi
Koffee please
Best paid carp fisherman in the country!
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Big Fat Sam
Guest
It's funny that he's gone on to be a carp fisherman, as he was always a crap footballer.
No Hibbo was a very good full back in his day abot 7 years ago!
scott_nsno
Player Valuation: £25k
He's got no pace, no offensive threat, doesn't have the best defensive awareness. But he's absolutely boss at slideys.
DualityNSNO
How much for the pair?
He was good when he came through though.
Then he forgot how to do anything but slideys.
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
Hahahahahaha good one turning carp into crap mate, hahahaha good one indeed.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
who else but butters?
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