Toilet etiquette #3 - WIPING

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People cannot underestimate the importance of this thread.

GrandOldTeam

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[Rugby Toffee]

I have always stood and used my right hand.

That is all I have to say on this subject.

 

[trigger the blue]

I can't believe this is up for debate, the only option is to stand surely? I mean wouldn't it be awkward and how would you know that it's clean?

Its got to be sitting chico because when you stand your cheeks close together causing spreadage!

 

[ChicagoToffee]

Standing?

Only time I'm grabbing a stander is after a long hot day or after a good run about. A little one to freshen up.

If you've just dropped log and it's been a bit splashy then stand for the wiper, how you do not smear the remnants all of the entire crackal region? Just lean to one side and hit it from the back.

Easy to see if you're getting the job done. Paper white after a vigorous wipe - you're good.

 

[Woolly Blue]

For me, it's not a simple stand or squat question.
It depends very much on my diet in the previous 24 hours and where I am

For example

Curry => Squat
Olive Oil => Squat
Low fibre food => Stand and jump back quickly before wiping
Friends house => normally too p*ssed to notice

I'm sure "Cheese on Toast" has a place in this thread, but it needs more research first.