Todays poem.....for Vim

[monty]

S O M E T I M E S



Sometimes...

When you cry...

No one sees your tears.



Sometimes...

When you are in pain...

No one sees your hurt.



Sometimes...

When you are worried..

No one sees your stress.



Sometimes...

When you are happy..

No one sees your smile .



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But you FART!! Just ONE time...



And everybody knows!!

 

[Vim Fuego]

I want that on my headstone when i croak.

 

[coyney]

I want that on my headstone when i croak.

Carry on farting and it might be sooner than you think

 

[Vim Fuego]

Farting prolongs life, dropping your guts several times a day keeps the undertaker away .

 

[monty]

Farting prolongs life, dropping your guts several times a day keeps the undertaker away .

A fart in time saves nine

 

[Vim Fuego]

A turtles head is worth three in a bed.

 

[monty]

A turtles head is worth three in a bed.

[Poor language removed] is might

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

a [Poor language removed] in the woods gets rid of the goods

 

[monty]

I pooh in the loo what about you

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

when caught short in the woods....tuck up your spuds

 

[monty]

I don't know about you
but I'll have a pooh
When ever the need arises
But before I start
I'll have a fart
before checking to of what it comprises

Rab C Nesbit