Even Bayern got pumped tonight. PSG are beaten, City have lost a few, the Spanish teams are hapless. Yet who is sweeping all before them regardless of which players they put out, that would be Lance Armstrong FC who just don’t have any inconsistency whatsoever since Klopp arrived apart from at the exact period last season when they were most likely cycling off when they couldn’t buy a win (before they then finished the season on a winning run battering everyone).
Will they even lose a game this season? Might have to wait until the Etihad, even then the refs will most likely give them a pen. Who else is going to beat them? They don’t have an off day, their best players aren’t ever injured, they won’t get tired, they don’t have bad luck, opposing teams can’t finish a single chance against them no matter how many they get, they’re not going to get screwed over by refs. How is anyone going to beat them? Every week it will be Mane Salah Firmino tearing around at 100 miles an hour, getting every bounce of the ball their way, and if it’s not going their way some kiddos on the opposition will just get themselves sent off or boot it in their own net for them.