Tizer

[Tubey]

The woman got a 2 litre bottle of this whilst I was at work.

After beating her mercilessly for spending my money without permission, I poured myself a glass and looked at the ingredients label whilst washing the blood off my knuckles.

Imagine my surprise when I find out that apparently the two primary ingredients in it are Carrot and Safflower!

I mean, WTF???

 

[padefc]

you can tell its tizer when your eyzer shut ......aparently

 

[formerly manx toffee]

wtf is safflower

 

[bluebab]

Do you think it tastes the same as it used to?

 

[chicoazul]

IRN BRU FFS.

 

[Phenom]

IRN BRU FFS.

Hahaha, I was waiting for this you bad bell.

 

[RFUS]

wtf is safflower

A very gay ingredient.

 

[padefc]

IRN BRU FFS.

na its horrible lid

 

[Phenom]

na its horrible lid

Its good with Vodka mate.

 

[bluebab]

Its good with Vodka mate.

What isn't?

 

[chicoazul]

na its horrible lid

Livid here ffs.

 

[Phenom]

What isn't?

Water.

 

[RFUS]

Irn Bru is the soft drink equivalent of defecating in your own mouth.

It makes sense that the Scots love it really. It washes down their haggis and battered mars bars nicely.

 

[Matt Damon]

IRN BRU FFS.

I love Iron Bru.

 

[bluebab]

Water.

If the water is frozen, it's not bad.