Tinder

[chicoazul]

Actually, wait there. You can't rip anyone ffs.

You wear [Poor language removed] Toms.

lays down guns and raises hands*

 

[carlos21]

Ok champ, but they've passed you round like Jodie Foster in The Accused here.

Cheers.

Alright terry.

 

[chicoazul]

What we've witnessed tonight (apart from my head being figuratively stamped on) is complete and utter Tinder Ritalin rage.

The question I'm asking you is would you let any of those posting near your daughter?

Vet your kid's phones. The animals walk amongst us.

 

[dandydan]

It's useful if you fancy going whaling every now and then.

Really? I can pull one while drinking in the house therefore saving a fortune? Kin captain Ahab me lad.

 

[Baines' left foot]

I have never and will never shop at Topman.

Last two pairs of jeans I've bought from Topman. Their stretch skinny fit is ace.

I also bought a few vests for the gym from there.

Go on, hate me.

 

[chicoazul]

Last two pairs of jeans I've bought from Topman. They're stretch skinny fit is ace.

I also bought a few vests for the gym from there.

Go on, hate me.

F sake. He's even revelling in it.

This is next level under 30ing.

 

[Connor]

Last two pairs of jeans I've bought from Topman. They're stretch skinny fit is ace.

I also bought a few vests for the gym from there.

Go on, hate me.

I wish I could but I can't.

 

[terry nodder]

Yes clearly Ted you laborious drone. Try a different angle, it's too edgy for the palette. Just be you man. It's ok. You can even use the app to be you on here if that's your thing.

WEll excuse me, but my sarcasm appears to have gone over your head.

You say no one's arsed yet you keep quoting me.

Cheers, Ted.

 

[Baines' left foot]

F sake. He's even revelling in it.

This is next level under 30ing.

I'm 30 next December so I'm making the most of it.

Might get a sleeve tattoo with a clock face on it.

 

[Connor]

What we've witnessed tonight (apart from my head being figuratively stamped on) is complete and utter Tinder Ritalin rage.

The question I'm asking you is would you let any of those posting near your daughter?

Vet your kid's phones. The animals walk amongst us.

I can get a reference from my ex's mar, she'll vouch for me.

 

[bizzaro]

Its rather tragic seeing Chicoazul in such a state on here.

 

[chicoazul]

I'm 30 next December so I'm making the most of it.

Might get a sleeve tattoo with a clock face on it.

Seroously what is it with the clock faces though?

That's gonna look as cringey as a cartoon character or Chinese symbols does these days. Lads with a tribal band round wrinkling arms.

Think on twenty somethings.

 

[chicoazul]

WEll excuse me, but my sarcasm appears to have gone over your head.

You say no one's arsed yet you keep quoting me.

Cheers, Ted.

And I'll quote you again and again Ted until you drop two levels and just be normal. It's sound Ted. You can be YOU. Don't try so hard.

 

[MikeH72]

Stunning thread

 

[terry nodder]

Alright terry.

Why hello there young man.

Cheers Ted.