Tinder

[cronullasharks]

I don't need no apps mate.
I have all the required social skills to be able to interact on a personal level with anybody, be they man woman or Sam Smith.

And you're a demon between the sheets x

 

[verreauxi]

Nothing gets a "swipe right" faster than showing off pictures of your framed and signed LFC jerseys hanging above your television.

 

[duncs pigeon]

I joined the Over 60 version but the adverts for Sanatogen, Wine, Viagra and Incontinence pants put me off.

Was that my profile you were looking at ? ??

 

[tommye]

And you're a demon between the sheets x

 

[Nymzee]

If you have a picture of you walking a dog you're guaranteed to get many swipes.

 

[tommye]

If you have a picture of you wanking a dog you're guaranteed to get many swipes.

World's gone mad

 

[bluerobert]

Tbf, a mate of mine, in his 60’s, met a wonderful woman from North America and have been happily married for a few years now…so it must work….

How ‘kin far did he have his radius set to!

 

[ArtetaMoney]

I had a little go on Tinder before I met my wife, started off really picky, only swiping on the 8 or 9 out of 10 birds. Then after a week or so of zero matches, had a few bevvys and swiped right on everyone.

Following morning woke up to a few matches with some absolute creatures and deleted the app, in shame.

Good luck.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Looking for love? Do something stupid and end up in a trauma center...worked for me. At minimum, she'll be smart and educated...you don't want one of those ones that has Cheeto dust in her cleavage (©Bill Burr) from snacking while swiping.

 

[Luke Jay]

I had a little go on Tinder before I met my wife, started off really picky, only swiping on the 8 or 9 out of 10 birds. Then after a week or so of zero matches, had a few bevvys and swiped right on everyone.

Following morning woke up to a few matches with some absolute creatures and deleted the app, in shame.

Good luck.

Hypergamy.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Go to bars and places where pretty nice girls gather and be really lovely to them. That’s all you need.

The old way is still the best for sure. Tinder gets awfully monotonous after a while but if you can persevere for a bit there’s a lot of fun to be had.

 

[peteblue]

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How ‘kin far did he have his radius set to!

No idea, but they are a perfect match….

 

[paultheblue]

Don't know if anybody watches "For the love of money" on BBC which is about people getting scammed on dating sites but there was a fella on there yesterday who had sent this woman 90,000 .
The woman was loaded like but she had a bit of a cash flow problem and needed money to ship a couple of million quids worth of gold over which is a problem we all have from time to time.
I get that people are vulnerable but the fella was in his 60s and the woman was extremely fit 30 year old, did the fella not have a mirror in the house?
I'm sorry like but if someone I had never met started asking me for money I would be out of there faster than the road runner.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Thank Christ he didn’t get scammed

Yet...

 

[BluePaul86]

I had a little go on Tinder before I met my wife, started off really picky, only swiping on the 8 or 9 out of 10 birds. Then after a week or so of zero matches, had a few bevvys and swiped right on everyone.

Following morning woke up to a few matches with some absolute creatures and deleted the app, in shame.

Good luck.

Same, except I still got 0 matches.