The Hairy Splinter
Player Valuation: £500k
Swansea at Goodison last season was the worst example I've ever seen. They were at it from the very first minute. Embarrassing, it was.
Not disputing that we do it too (and I'd rather we didn't), but those 6 minutes were for the two head injuries, not for time wasting.
Wow, and who's going to be responsible for doing that calculation?
noIf the ball goes out on the right hand side of the goal does the goal kick have to be takin on the right? Cos if not strolling to the left is just a piss take.
There were 6 mins of stoppage time.....
We used to have the ball boys take the mick when we were 1 up, and be really quick when 1 down.

Well two wrongs don't make a right, and I don't condone that. I hope that sort of thing doesn't happen anymore.
I'd be all for neutral ball boys! But then they'd have to be appointed by the FA, and I'm sure we'd all end up moaning about that too![]()