Three worst christmas presents ever

[monty]

1 Socks..............why is it women think we need socks all the time

2 I was once given a RS annual, it went in the bin with the wrapping on it

3 A signed picture of Chico

 

[Whitebootman]

1 Socks..............why is it women think we need socks all the time
2 I was once given a RS annual, it went in the bin with the wrapping on it

3 A signed picture of Chico

That's about the same as us blokes buying 'sexy' underwear for the wife that she'll never wear.

 

[monty]

That's about the same as us blokes buying 'sexy' underwear for the wife that she'll never wear.

so socks turn them on ffs this is news

 

[Whitebootman]

so socks turn them on ffs this is news

Depends where you wear them mate.

Always practice safe socks.

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Avon aftershave

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

lidl aftershave would be a major disappointment.

it's called eruption....... no need for a splash of that on boxing day !!

 

[Welton Toffee]

I was once given a Naval Warships poster. I have no interest in naval warships. Or posters.

 

[Dylan]

Still got it Welts? I'll have it

 

[Welton Toffee]

It is probably the ideal presnt for you, sadly I got rid of it many years ago!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

It is probably the ideal presnt for you, sadly I got rid of it many years ago!

sank without a trace

 

[Rugby Toffee]

Empty vessels make most noise

 

[heatmeiser]

I have a crazy auntie that gets me a box of random madness every year.

I've had Anti-bacterial handwash, chutney, leather wallets (2 in one year), prescription glasses, a Bette Davis biography, a weird horse statue made from wire, scented candles, a packet of assorted nails.

One year the box was filled with an assortment of torches. All shapes and sizes because I apparently "like going fishing"

I will miss the box of madness when she 'moves on' though.

 

[Whitebootman]

I love eccentric relatives and try to be one myself once in a while. I have an aunt who has introduced me by name and added “he has a girl in every port” to her friends for the last 30 years. I do love the batty old dear.

 

[monty]

I also had an aged aunt, she was a total darling other than at Christmas, she used to knit and I got an annual straight jacket that always shrank even tighter in the snow. My mum always said to me don't complain she started that in July............what can you do

 

[heatmeiser]

I also had an aged aunt, she was a total darling other than at Christmas, she used to knit and I got an annual straight jacket that always shrank even tighter in the snow. My mum always said to me don't complain she started that in July............what can you do

I'd love a good christmas jumper this year. The local pub has a 'Crap Christmas jumper' night on the 27th. I might have to scour the local charity shops. Winner gets 8 pints.