This made my day !!!!

[Kurt.]

Got home from work today and had one of these through the post........ It's the absolute Bollox.....totally made up !!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Always wanted a pestle and mortar.

 

[heatmeiser]

Nice kitchen roll there mate. Quality stuff.

 

[Bigmaclad]

I love the look of that microwave

 

[Del]

Is that a pestel mate

 

[Kurt.]

Is that a pestel mate

Well, actually it's my Anal probe cleverly disguised as a kitchen utensil

*winks

 

[bluejock]

Orange crumb on the work surface. Cheese on toast?

 

[Kurt.]

Nice kitchen roll there mate. Quality stuff.

you could paper your living room walls with that lad

 

[Kurt.]

Orange crumb on the work surface. Cheese on toast?

Ha Ha....nah mate, piece of curry rice from my tea ha ha.....need to get myself a new cleaning bitch

 

[Hayee]

did you order that yourself?

 

[Kurt.]

did you order that yourself?

No Hayee..... it was very greatfully recieved Gift.

 

[Hayee]

No Hayee..... it was very greatfully recieved Gift.

from who?!

 

[Kurt.]

from who?!

I thought it was you ?????

 

[heatmeiser]

I actually got a mouse mat for Christmas with the very same message on it.

Different name obviously.

Thanks mum.

 

[Phenom]

I thought it was you ?????

You'd receive a dildo up the arse from her lad.