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That's probably the same bloke who chased me with BBQ tongs down the street last night.
This is alright this.
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That's probably the same bloke who chased me with BBQ tongs down the street last night.
Soz mate, but he did say he didnt know you.
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Stranger: say hi!
You: hi bbe x
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/f/eng
You: u x
Stranger: 17 m ger
You: u ok bbe x
Stranger: was up?
You: not alot, just broke up with my bf
Stranger: :O
You: i know bbe x
Stranger: bbe??
You: babe x
Stranger: bbe x?
You: u pretty babe? x
Stranger: no babe...m
Stranger:
You: ah rite want to talk dirty x?
Stranger: but yes...
Stranger: if you can
You: u start 1st x
Stranger: kk
You: go ahead babe x
Stranger: mom
Stranger: -.-
You: talk dirty bbe x
Stranger: no your first
You: im shy bbe i need some excitement x
Stranger: :O
You: go on say wat u want bbe x
Stranger: i need someone on my dick
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Stranger: say hi!
You: hi bbe x
Stranger: asl?
You: 16/f/eng
You: u x
Stranger: 17 m ger
You: u ok bbe x
Stranger: was up?
You: not alot, just broke up with my bf
Stranger: :O
You: i know bbe x
Stranger: bbe??
You: babe x
Stranger: bbe x?
You: u pretty babe? x
Stranger: no babe...m
Stranger:
You: ah rite want to talk dirty x?
Stranger: but yes...
Stranger: if you can
You: u start 1st x
Stranger: kk
You: go ahead babe x
Stranger: mom
Stranger: -.-
You: talk dirty bbe x
Stranger: no your first
You: im shy bbe i need some excitement x
Stranger: :O
You: go on say wat u want bbe x
Stranger: i need someone on my dick
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Cal: crying.
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Defo Bill.
Yard Dog
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This is funny when you find someone who isnt a perv lol
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You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: isnt this exciting
Stranger: 哇
Stranger: amazing
You: wot the hell is that
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: but really funny
You: whats your deal
You: are u in prison?
You: i hear they let them use this in prison
Stranger: wow,thats amazing....
Stranger: i m in my bed
You: im in walton lad
You: walton prison
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: thats not true
Stranger: right?
You: 3 years for robbery lid
Stranger: u r kidding
You: i wish i was
You: anichebes fault innit
Stranger: oh,u r serious?
You: thats what u get for being black in knutsford
Stranger: whoa,srry
Stranger: so where r u now
You: ill have to go soon.....shower time
Stranger: i think u r kidding
You: I JUST TOLD YOU IM IN PRISON DONT RUB IT IN!
Stranger: i mean which city....i have no idea at all
You: liverpool lad, home of the blues
Stranger: whoa LIVERPOOL
You: u know fellaini?
Stranger: yap,a little~ but im not a football fan.
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You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
You: isnt this exciting
Stranger: 哇
Stranger: amazing
You: wot the hell is that
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: but really funny
You: whats your deal
You: are u in prison?
You: i hear they let them use this in prison
Stranger: wow,thats amazing....
Stranger: i m in my bed
You: im in walton lad
You: walton prison
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: thats not true
Stranger: right?
You: 3 years for robbery lid
Stranger: u r kidding
You: i wish i was
You: anichebes fault innit
Stranger: oh,u r serious?
You: thats what u get for being black in knutsford
Stranger: whoa,srry
Stranger: so where r u now
You: ill have to go soon.....shower time
Stranger: i think u r kidding
You: I JUST TOLD YOU IM IN PRISON DONT RUB IT IN!
Stranger: i mean which city....i have no idea at all
You: liverpool lad, home of the blues
Stranger: whoa LIVERPOOL
You: u know fellaini?
Stranger: yap,a little~ but im not a football fan.
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Im not into bumping, but this - its worth it.
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Stranger: have you ever killed an animal?
You: do ants count ?
Stranger: i said animal, not anthropod
You: i've choked a few chickens is chicken allowed being white meat and all ?
Stranger: did thje chicken die?
Stranger: the*
You: no i just made them all kind of vomit, very sticky
Stranger: or do you mean you choke your chicken?
You: i have no chicken
You: although i do have this bit of skin like a rooster has
Stranger: i bet that made you feel power, although chickens are not capable of regurgitation
You: not on my head though
You: when there toes start to curl you know you are in control
Stranger: yea your worthless.
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You: do ants count ?
Stranger: i said animal, not anthropod
You: i've choked a few chickens is chicken allowed being white meat and all ?
Stranger: did thje chicken die?
Stranger: the*
You: no i just made them all kind of vomit, very sticky
Stranger: or do you mean you choke your chicken?
You: i have no chicken
You: although i do have this bit of skin like a rooster has
Stranger: i bet that made you feel power, although chickens are not capable of regurgitation
You: not on my head though
You: when there toes start to curl you know you are in control
Stranger: yea your worthless.
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Stranger: hey babe
You: hey dude
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: caught my ex b/f on here last night
Stranger: haha
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age?
You: kicked him out
You: 19
Stranger: ı am 20
You: he was 'doin things'
Stranger: name?
Stranger: doıng what?
You: him ? chico azul
You: disgusting it was
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well
Stranger: do u have msn adress
Stranger: ı want ıt because
Stranger: ı wanna speak to u later
You: i dont, it's his laptop, i'm keeping it
Stranger: why do u keep it
You: speak to me now, i'm in the mood
You: you'll never guess what he was doing
Stranger: what he was doıng?
You: the dirty boy
You: was eating a pastie with flakey pastry and it's all in the keys, that wouldn't be so bad but he had a maple pecan danish afterwards, it's everywhere,
You: pure filth
You: i have a pastie and it's red hot at the moment
You: pity you cant have a taste
You: you could put some of your sauce on, i wouldnt mind
Stranger: ok
You: are u flirting with me ?
Stranger: why not
Stranger: u
You: get me in the mood then
Stranger: well
Stranger: send me your photo
Stranger: fırst
Stranger: ı wıll make u hot
Stranger: ı promıse
You: what will you do to make me hot
Stranger: ı wıll kıss your neck
Stranger: then
Stranger: naked u
You: then
Stranger: touch u
Stranger: all body
You: even my c**k?
Stranger: are u m
You: both
Stranger: well
Stranger: go away
You: is that ok ?
You: u can lift it to one side if its a problem
Stranger: ı m lookın only Girls
You: u can still touch though
Stranger: nope
Stranger: thanks
You: my pastie is steaming now
Stranger: fuk off
You: would ypu like a nibble
You: you naughty boy, i can feel u kissing my neck
Stranger: haha
Stranger: not
Stranger: see ya
Stranger: later
You: give me a reach round go on
You: hey dude
Stranger: m or f
You: f
You: caught my ex b/f on here last night
Stranger: haha
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age?
You: kicked him out
You: 19
Stranger: ı am 20
You: he was 'doin things'
Stranger: name?
Stranger: doıng what?
You: him ? chico azul
You: disgusting it was
Stranger: ok
Stranger: well
Stranger: do u have msn adress
Stranger: ı want ıt because
Stranger: ı wanna speak to u later
You: i dont, it's his laptop, i'm keeping it
Stranger: why do u keep it
You: speak to me now, i'm in the mood
You: you'll never guess what he was doing
Stranger: what he was doıng?
You: the dirty boy
You: was eating a pastie with flakey pastry and it's all in the keys, that wouldn't be so bad but he had a maple pecan danish afterwards, it's everywhere,
You: pure filth
You: i have a pastie and it's red hot at the moment
You: pity you cant have a taste
You: you could put some of your sauce on, i wouldnt mind
Stranger: ok
You: are u flirting with me ?
Stranger: why not
Stranger: u
You: get me in the mood then
Stranger: well
Stranger: send me your photo
Stranger: fırst
Stranger: ı wıll make u hot
Stranger: ı promıse
You: what will you do to make me hot
Stranger: ı wıll kıss your neck
Stranger: then
Stranger: naked u
You: then
Stranger: touch u
Stranger: all body
You: even my c**k?
Stranger: are u m
You: both
Stranger: well
Stranger: go away
You: is that ok ?
You: u can lift it to one side if its a problem
Stranger: ı m lookın only Girls
You: u can still touch though
Stranger: nope
Stranger: thanks
You: my pastie is steaming now
Stranger: fuk off
You: would ypu like a nibble
You: you naughty boy, i can feel u kissing my neck
Stranger: haha
Stranger: not
Stranger: see ya
Stranger: later
You: give me a reach round go on
Ha ha. MONSTER.
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Stranger: ahoy.
You: AY ES EL?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: ?!?!
Stranger: 16/f/usa
You: usa? as in the game?
Stranger: ?
You: USA - The Video Game?
Stranger: no, my location is not a video game
You: But that's what the USA is isn't it?
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You: Hiarr
Stranger: ahoy.
You: AY ES EL?
Stranger: hahahaha
You: ?!?!
Stranger: 16/f/usa
You: usa? as in the game?
Stranger: ?
You: USA - The Video Game?
Stranger: no, my location is not a video game
You: But that's what the USA is isn't it?
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