Things you don't give a flying [Poor language removed] about

[Frank Drebin]

a cuban jock ffs = a dude that wants to fck him self then beat him self senceless

Then celebrates with a cigar and a bottle of bucky.

 

[Allezfan]

His fathers a Cuban and his mother's a scot, when he sees a cigar he doesn't know whether to smoke it or deep fry it.

 

[Allezfan]

His mother is a Cuban and his father's a scot, when he sees a haggis he doesn't know whether to eat it or shove it up his arse.

 

[Allezfan]

My gay mates talk about shagging lads, or "chickens" more often than not, just as much as the straight lads talk about girls. And anyone who doesn't think girls talk about sex in explicit detail is naive to the extreme.

Exactly it's rare you talk to anyone for longer than ten minutes before they let you know what sexuality they are, it's not just gays.

 

[padefc]

In one mate![/QU



wanna bum

 

[chicoazul]

His fathers a Cuban and his mother's a scot, when he sees a cigar he doesn't know whether to smoke it or deep fry it.

Hahahahaha. Smoke it defo. Unless its an analogy for something.

LISTEN I LIKE GIRLS ALRIGHT????

 

[chicoazul]

In one mate![/QU



wanna bum

ILIKEGIRLSMATE.

 

[padefc]

ILIKEGIRLSMATE.

so do i lid but ya never know like

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

The invites to a Michael Barrymore pool party are in the post boys.
Enjoy.

 

[Allezfan]

My dads from scotland and my mums from america so when I see Michael Barrymore I don't know whether to shoot him or eat him.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

My dads from scotland and my mums from america so when I see Michael Barrymore I don't know whether to shoot him or eat him.

Don't worry lid, he'll know what to do with you!

 

[Frank Drebin]

Exactly. I think Nik means (correct me if im wrong Nik) gays that go out of their way to emphasise, to anyone who will listen, that cock is their preference. Sometimes they are trying to shock, sometimes looking for an arguement or perhaps just good old insecurity. Could be any reason really. I don't care if someone is gay, straight or into inter-species erotica, if they have a funny story or if its banter or conversation then im all ears. But whatever your particular niche I can't stand people who go on about how many people they've shagged to either try and make themselves look good or others bad. Im aware I tell a lot of stories myself but I usually just try to tell ones that are funny and self-depreciating, at least I hope they come across that way.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

Exactly. I think Nik means (correct me if im wrong Nik) gays that go out of their way to emphasise, to anyone who will listen, that cock is their preference. Sometimes they are trying to shock, sometimes looking for an arguement or perhaps just good old insecurity. Could be any reason really. I don't care if someone is gay, straight or into inter-species erotica, if they have a funny story or if its banter or conversation then im all ears. But whatever your particular niche I can't stand people who go on about how many people they've shagged to either try and make themselves look good or others bad. Im aware I tell a lot of stories myself but I usually just try to tell ones that are funny and self-depreciating, at least I hope they come across that way.

Inter-species erotica? Tell me more!

 

[Allezfan]

Don't worry lid, he'll know what to do with you!

100% Hetrosexual these days is ol' Michael, got himself a beard, I mean girlfriend and everything.

 

[Allezfan]

Inter-species erotica? Tell me more!

My dads from canada and my mums from holland, when I see an animal I don't know whether I should shoot it or shove it up my arse.