Things that your bird/mar/fella/dar/best mate continually criticise you for

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chicoazul

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What are you always getting pulled up for?

State four and then one good thing they compliment you on, tell us who too.

Me: azula:


1 - Not liking making plans.

2 - Lateness.

3 - Temper.

4 - Never tolerating girl farts.


1 - Trying to do the right thing, she likes this.
 

Me : Babs Windsor

1: Never Decorating unless forced into it
2: Interrupting when she's speaking, if I didn't she die of hunger
3: Leaving the playstation controller on the floor
4: Being Civil to the ex, despite her being a physco hose beast

1: Being a placid peacemaker sort that or my cooking
 
farting
watching football
sarcasm (jealous coz shes crap at it)
drinking without getting hungover( hmm wonder why)

driving, she says im a very good driver : )
 
The girlfriend.

1, Not listening

2, Having a crap memory

3, Moaning about her messing up my room

4, Indecisiveness.


1, Being VERY handsome. Her words not mine lids.
 

The mrs.

1 - Always being right (or at least being convinced I am)
2 - Getting really angry at inanimate objects
3 - Getting obsessed with something and then losing interest within a fortnight
4 - Flatulence

1 - The ability to spot obscure actors/extras and say what else they have been in
 
The Boyfriend.

1. My anger
2. I complain too much
3. The way I speak (Mancs speak right though, not Scousers :P)
4. "Not eating enough/proper meals"


1. Being "really beautiful".
 

The Boyfriend.

1. My anger
2. I complain too much
3. The way I speak (Mancs speak right though, not Scousers :P)
4. "Not eating enough/proper meals"


1. Being "really beautiful".

mancs dont speak, they fart from the mouth.
 
Wife

1: Attitude in the morning (I'm a dick when I first wake)
2: Complete inability to be interested in anything that she is interested in. (She watches Jersey shore FFS)
3: Don't get out enough (there ain't ****e to do around here)
4: Don't talk enough.. ( :dodgy: )


1: I can be sweet towards the tail end of the day.
 
Wife....
1 Being a soft touch with Daughter
2. Dressing for comfort
3. refusing to agree with 'it's all Merseyside isn't it?' when the sh*te win something
4. Only putting my seatbelt on when I'm out the drive and halfway up the road.

1. I'm good at fixing things (truth be told, I just wiggle wires, switch off and on etc but it seems to impress her)
 
The bird
1 my farts smell (so she says)
2 going for a dump when she's having a bath ( we had a seperate wc she wanted it knocked into 1)
3 my snoring (so she says)
4 Bringing our son up a blue( shes of the dark side)

1 my layed back attitude and handsome good looks!
 

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