Things that may be true about GOT members

[steken1]

Steken actually thinks VIP means Vikings Imported Pandas

You trying to say they never?

 

[steken1]

BML's mum has got the biggest jugs in Wales and breastfed him until he was 14.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Steken 1 has retractable claws, like a cat. He always draws them in when he's playing so as not to hurt anyone.

 

[steken1]

Jamo Martinez moved to spain as his missus is cold blooded.

 

[Alio]

Alio has dreamt up the perfect beat but has no way of transferring it from his head to any sort of music making device so it is forever imprisoned in his mind. He finds the whole situation very frustrating.

You know what. At times I think this is soooooo true!!!

I bet I could have written "Keep on Movin" way before 5ive did, if only I knew how

 

[Degs62]

EFCNIK is a nun.

 

[Julian Carax]

Ijjysmith is a weird faux European football expert.

 

[Degs62]

Chico has an obsession with Brian Oviedo.

 

[Alio]

Heatmeiser is the Harbour Master

 

[tommye]

Davek is actually Lord Grantchester, and as a result of his falling out with Bill, decided to wage a one man interwebs war on our lovable theatre impresario.

 

[steken1]

Julian Caranx is a direct descendant of the Merovingian Kings of France and may be related to our lord & saviour Jesus Christ.

 

[Alio]

Julian Carax was the man in the mirror

Sha'mon

 

[Julian Carax]

Steken1's last 3 sexual partners ages' add up to 124 years old.

 

[Julian Carax]

Alio has never finished a cup of tea.

 

[Degs62]

Alio believes the voices in his head.