Things that may be true about GOT members

[The-Golden-Vision]

Carlos actually hates Springer Spaniels but uses it as a subterfuge to hide his infatuation with Paul Daniels.

 

[BlueLlama]

Golden Vison has brain aids due to staring at his own signature for so long

 

[Kurt.]

Blullama is so named by accident...... When he was 13 his mum bought him a Liverpool shirt...he looked at disapointedly and said " Bur I'm a blue lar mar " and the name stuck.

True story kids.
Don't have nightmares xx

 

[Kurt.]

RFUS is so hip and out there.. he had an i-phone when it was still at H-phone stage of development.

 

[BlueLlama]

Blullama is so named by accident...... When he was 13 his mum bought him a Liverpool shirt...he looked at disapointedly and said " Bur I'm a blue lar mar " and the name stuck.

True story kids.
Don't have nightmares xx

Dad??

 

[Frank Drebin]

Frank drebin wears his trousers back to front as he feels this gives him a head start on the opposition.

When Kriss Kross was number 1 I actually went out once with my jeans on back to front like they did.
I am still reminded about it on a regular basis.

Haters gonna hate.

 

[Kurt.]

When Kriss Kross was number 1 I actually went out once with my jeans on back to front like they did.
I am still reminded about it on a regular basis.

Haters gonna hate.

I bet you never got a 'Jump Jump' that night mate...

 

[BlueLlama]

Frank Drebin lured Rod Hull onto his roof and pushed him to his death so he could use Emu as a w*nk sock

 

[Frank Drebin]

I bet you never got a 'Jump Jump' that night mate...

Good job because it took about half an hour to put my jeans on like that.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Frank Drebin lured Rod Hull onto his roof and pushed him to his death so he could use Emu as a w*nk sock

In my defence Michael Parkinson paid me to do it.

 

[The-Golden-Vision]

BlueLLama holds the world record for throwing the most cans of Oranjeboom at Boy George in sixty seconds.

 

[chrissyjack]

Frank's boss told him to " Dress for the job you want, Not the job you have ". That day he attended a disciplinary hearing wearing a Catwoman costume

 

[Kurt.]

Bluejock spelt backwards..................... that's why he failed his exams.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Frank's boss told him to " Dress for the job you want, Not the job you have ". That day he attended a disciplinary hearing wearing a Catwoman costume

They didn't have any Jimmy Savile costumes left.

 

[Julian Carax]

Blue llama love Guarana Antarctica but hates Inca Cola.