Things that may be true about GOT members

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Animals are terrified of DaveK. This strange phenomenon first manifested itself during a childhood visit to Chester zoo. One of the local chimpanzees actually fainted when a young DaveK tapped on the glass window of his enclosure.

Now when Davek visits zoo's and Safari Parks, there is not an animal to be seen. Not even a squirrel!
 

Jdawg's smiled at a vaguely remembered joke once. The dazzle from his perfect gnashers caused the Berlin Wall to fall down.
 

Whilst backpacking around Central America, Frank Drebin became involved in an impromptu, street cricket match in downtown Caracas. Frank opted to use a small Peruvian schoolboy as a bat, and managed to score a respectable 44 off 5 overs, including a six and 3 fours, before the boy (Juan) was called in for tea by his Mum.
 
Alio's name when entered into predictive text is Slip. This fact was used as proof that George Bush was behind 9/11.
 
Matt Damon as a kid was went to the shop to buy a Mirror and a Daily Star. He came back, told his parents that they didn't have any Mirrors left so he bought two Daily Stars.

He has been mercilessly laughed at ever since, and to this day cannot accept that he does anything wrong ever, as it regresses him back to that fateful day.
 

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