Things that may be true about GOT members

[Sid James]

Reidy's real name is Erich Stamminger and he is the CEO of Adidas

 

[Alio]

Sharpy uses highlights even though he has no hair

 

[formerly manx toffee]

EFCNIK has a contract with Walco Leather which requires him to wear a white belt. He wouldn't normally make this fashion faux pas

 

[Phenom]

Frank Drebin is actually Leslie Grantham (dirty Den).

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Animals are terrified of DaveK. This strange phenomenon first manifested itself during a childhood visit to Chester zoo. One of the local chimpanzees actually fainted when a young DaveK tapped on the glass window of his enclosure.

Now when Davek visits zoo's and Safari Parks, there is not an animal to be seen. Not even a squirrel!

 

[ijjysmith]

Bluejock plays the English National Anthem every night before bedtime.

 

[Pblueman]

Bruce Wayne makes kids cry with witism and policy leaflets

 

[harry]

Bruce Wayne rides a penny-farthing whilst wearing a top hat and monocle

 

[bluejock]

Jdawg's smiled at a vaguely remembered joke once. The dazzle from his perfect gnashers caused the Berlin Wall to fall down.

 

[Alio]

ChicagoToffee's real name is Abe Froman

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Whilst backpacking around Central America, Frank Drebin became involved in an impromptu, street cricket match in downtown Caracas. Frank opted to use a small Peruvian schoolboy as a bat, and managed to score a respectable 44 off 5 overs, including a six and 3 fours, before the boy (Juan) was called in for tea by his Mum.

 

[Tubey]

Alio's name when entered into predictive text is Slip. This fact was used as proof that George Bush was behind 9/11.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Danny's Mum used to dress him as a little girl up until he started school, and he still wears a pretty dress for her on her birthday and signs the card 'Danielle.'

 

[ijjysmith]

gkpaul is actually a striker

 

[Tubey]

Matt Damon as a kid was went to the shop to buy a Mirror and a Daily Star. He came back, told his parents that they didn't have any Mirrors left so he bought two Daily Stars.

He has been mercilessly laughed at ever since, and to this day cannot accept that he does anything wrong ever, as it regresses him back to that fateful day.